The Crazy Mike Difference
CRAZY MIKE HERE!!!! This is my homepage for my new auto collision shop. You'll get a good description of my familys business, the work we do, pricing options, and finally the amazing reviews we've recieved by our CRAZY customers. Got into a nasty mess? Mikes got you. Car looks like it wrestled a tornado in a Wal-Mart parking lot? Mike's seen worse... and married to it! Need help replacing a new engine? Mike cant really do that... Go down the street to Crazy Eugenes. Any questions? Well, there shouldn't be! You break it, Mike fixes it and these webpages will knock the sock right off your feet! Inquires may email my assistant below. Mikes no good at them computers.
mikesonlyhardworker@chopshop.comDont pester him too much, he scares easy.
Little History
Before the shop was named "WHAM BAM, THANK YOU VAN Auto Collision" it was named "WHAM BAM, THANK YOU VAN Auto Collision." By my Dad's Dad, Crazy Sam. This shop has been in the family for generations, with many of the workers being relatives. (We get to pay relatives a little less, cause y'know, "family") We are located just off the express way ramp, down my Crazy Euguene's Engine Emporium. If you see the silly looking cows by the fields, you've gone too far. Turn around and start honking, Ill come running and show you where the other side of the rainbow leads. Its not gold, but dented bumpers and the smell of our infamous cherry car freshener due to one of our workers spilling a 5 gallon jug of it on the carpet.